I recently got an email from Grandpa titled “The Laws of Life” and I wanted to share some of them with you.

Here are the “laws” I liked the best:

• Law of the Probability: the probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• Variation Law: if you change lines, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
• Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine (i.e., computer) doesn’t work, it will.
• Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits it’s ugly.
• Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

And finally, the “law” I can identify with the most since working with little kids:

• Doctors’ Law: If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

How very true.